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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Life Lessons According to the FurMonsters: Ghillie

Ghillie here!! And let me tell you THAT I AM SSOOO EXCITED to have stolen mom's computer while she does the dishes... heheheheheheheh!

So today's lesson is going to be on Snuggling. Now for some reason a lot of humans refer to snuggling as forms of silverware, and I honestly don't know why they call something forking... It makes no sense.

So here are a few examples of how to snuggle with your human properly:

First, start with the "pretty please" look. It looks something like this.

Depending on the day, you might want to ease into the snuggle. Here I started by resting my head on her knee. 

And make sure to give the puppy dog eyes when you move in closer. 

And take a minute to stop and take a nap there. The Bottom area always allows for cushioned comfort. 

And then BAM! You can squeeze your way up to the boobs! Those things are amazing! 

Now... When attempting to get on to furniture, never argue with your human. And when they put warm laundry on top of you so that they can fold. DO NOT ARGUE! Embrace it. 


But it is never good idea to lay in this form of position with your human. Apparently my elbows are too boney. 



Until next time! Ghillie! 





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