5 Years

Well, it is my workaversary. I have now been at this company for 5 years. It has taught me a number of things. 
One: never use sarcasm in an email. Unless it is to someone who knows you really well. 
Two: The owner of the company will lie to the CFO on how much money he has really been distributed for the year. 
Three: The people in charge never communicate deadlines to the little people who are needed to make the task actually happen, until the last possible second. 
Four: One can magically do five different positions in the company for an extended period of time.
Five: When the boss buys you lunch, all of the other problems magically disappear. Especially if it is a Jive Turkey sandwich.