-Your seats in your car, fabric or leather, are covered in towels so that you do not burn your legs.
-You have mastered driving with either two fingers and or one hand as to limit the amount of burning that occurs.
-The seatbelt buckle is your worst enemy.
-Any makeup or lotion you have has spf in it.
-Flip flops are considered appropriate foot wear at all times.
-You don't get mad when a person with their car windows down in the summer cuts you off.
-You find bathwater refreshing, because that is what the temperature of your pool water is at.
-You avoid the news to not hear about the idiots who weren't watching their kids or left their dogs in the car.
-Your idea of going out is going to a theatre, museum, and or shopping center where they have air conditioning.
-You go to work an hour earlier to get a covered parking spot.
-You have a box of otterpops in your freezer at all times.
-You know how to open said otter pops with your teeth because you cannot find the scissors.
-You have tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk at least once.
-You know where BOB is.
-The best mexican food/ hangover food restaurants end in -ertos.
-You base daily activities that require traveling, on what time it is supposed to hit 100 degrees.
-You have to buy 20 lbs bags of ice because your ice maker isn't working fast enough.
-You put Ice in every drink.
-You only go to Sunsplash after the age of 17 to go around the lazy river.
-All you need during winter is a light jacket.
-You get excited when you hear the term "slight chance of rain".
-You take rain dances seriously and can often perform one at the drop of a hat.
-You can successfully drive on the 60 during a torrential downpour, while going the speed limit.
-You know the areas of town to avoid starting November to May because of snowbirds.
-You are not ashamed to put aluminum foil in your windows to cut the heat down.
-You have a problem understanding what Daylight Savings is.
-You know where Snobsdale is.
-Your phones and electronics have shut down at least once because it's too hot outside.
-You have taken a hot shower by only turning on the cold water.
-You know what a bola tie is.
-You are considered weird if you drink tap water from the faucet.
-But you have drank water from a garden hose.
-You don't wash your cars during the summer for fear of dust storms.
-Everyone runs outside to play in the rain.
- You know to avoid cops on the Reservations.
- The term lake often is used for any body of water bigger than a swimming pool.
How do you know you are a city native?
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